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Recent Movie Reviews

The Day Keanu Stood Still The Day Keanu Stood Still

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yay, me!

...and you too, Tom. Awesome thread.

ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-2 ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Smells like...

TEEN SPIRIT!! Hahahahhahahaha that was amazing...I was (okay, still am) in love with the Power Rangers Movie. Comedic perfection.

met a gurl who met a gurl who

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Katy Perry can kiss my ass...yo

I wrote this song before she got big off her faux-lesbian antics (the worst kind). Damn straight girl who thinks she's so hot just by running around kissing girls.

That doesn't make you hot. It makes you a slut.

Also it's getting increasingly harder to find a girlfriend what with the influx of new GUGs and BUGs (Gay/Bi Until Graduation) who only hook up with girls to turn their boyfriends on.

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Recent Game Reviews

Evasive Action Evasive Action

Rated 3 / 5 stars

the game, and your name

HOLY CRAP YOUR NAME IS ELLIOTT SMITH. one of my favorite singer/songwriters. ever. but about the game...

it was decent overall. but one thing that i would improve upon is the speed at which the debris falls. it was all a little too slow-paced for me to play more than once. other than that, good graphics and interesting music.

Car Flip Car Flip

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


yeah okay, so i only played like, three times (best: 2507!) but from those three times i could tell that this game has maximum addictive probability. the graphics are very neat, smooth and whatnot. and watching the little car bounce around comically made me give this flash a 5 for humor.

Recent Audio Reviews

Conservative Conservative

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love this!

Linktrx responds:

Glad you enjoyed! ^_^

Sweet Child o Mine Remix Sweet Child o Mine Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love what you've done with this song. Five'd, favorited, following you as an artist.

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Ereez responds:

Thank you very much.

Folk Love Song Folk Love Song

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh dude..

I am so loving this right now. The NG Audio Portal really needs more variety. Keep on music'n!

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nimble-nick responds:

Hey thanks! I have a newer song called Rock All Night that you might like as well!